You are one of billions of almost-adult trolls, surviving upon the hell that is known as Alternia, where life itself is a game that you can quite easily die in. No, seriously, FLARPing is best left to those with a stronger constitution. It's considered a Highblood's game for a reason, after all.
All that, your life in its rather pathetic existence, is about to change. Why you may wonder? Well there is the beta of that new game, Sgrub, coming out soon. Why you've already pre-ordered your copy and the Mail Drones should deliver it shortly! You even have a team set up, all shiny and ready to play. It's just a bunch of your internet acquaintances, because you don't have friends. Nobody has friends. Well you do but you don't call them friends. Actually you're not really sure why you don't. You know what fine lets call them your 'internet friends' okay?
Why is the release of Sgrub Beta important, you may ask? Well aside from the fact that you've been waiting for what seems like forever for this game to finally hit the shelves, it also just might spell the, you know, end of the world as you know it? Who doesn't like destroying a perfectly good planet for fun after all. Even when you're living on it! That just makes the game all the more interesting, right?
Plus it gets you out of conscription which is probably for the best. You'd never survive being in the Alternian fleet. Nope. Not you.
Well okay you might, and your goal is to eventually be the best at whatever you ought to be. Or maybe it's to be mediocre or get culled. You know what your goal doesn't matter, and neither does this end of the world nonsense. After all it's just a publicity stunt, right?
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